Puffin....

... smells like liver tastes like shit. Sorry mom.

Any bird that eats fish for a living is probably going to taste like crap and puffin was not all that good.

Whale on the other hand, I get why it's endangered. Mmmmmmmmm. Happy cows come from the ocean. Smiley face because I can't find the colon key on my Icelandic Keyboard. )

P.S. Owen, we're waiting!